So you've got a website - congratulations! It's nice, isn't it. Nice...
but does it really DO anything?

It's 2010, time your website grew up. Your website should be active, responsive & communicating with the real-world, all on its own! It should increase your productivity, chat with clients via SMS, flirt on Facebook & network info with other websites. If it isn't, you should call me. My name is Evan.